SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS!!!

I really like sports but I'm good at some of them. Others I may be okay at and some I've never played before.

My favorite sport of all is soccer. I'm awesome at it and I watched some of the world cup (Germany won). I took soccer practice for 4 years and got a lot of practice and thats how I got good at it. I could beat my dad at it and my mom too. I'm good at all the positions but goalie. I'm pretty bad at goalie because it could be boring or the ball could come zooming at you and- right in the stomach. I don't really like being goalie.

I also like golf but only putt putt. I'm okay at it but its always very fun. Theres obstacles in the way which makes it fun. I've been golfing a few times. I think my first time was when I was in first grade at North Carolina. It was cool. I rememeber there was a little mountain and a cave. Once I had to get my ball over a stream of water pouring down a waterfall and I shot too weak. But my dad saved it before it entered the waterfall. The second time I golfed was at Philadelphia. It was cool. I went with my dad and had lots of fun. One hole I had to get it over a bridge and another hole I had to get it up to a little museum. I was stuck on that one. The last one was getting it through the liberty bell. Well, of course because we were in Philadelphia. The third time I golfed was in Utah. When I moved from Virginia to Washington, I stopped at my cousins house and found a golf course. It was supposed to be a haunted house theme. I remember there was a haunted castle and a haunted house and the last hole was a statue of a mummy. And the fourth time I golfed was at Wallowa Lake. They had lots of rocks and lumps in the golf course. The last one was crazy. It was when you get the ball in the hole, it makes a weird sound.

I like bowling too but I don't do that very much.

I'm okay at basketball and i've never done baseball or football. I'm still practicing Archery.


ENOUGH SAID. I'M GOING TO BED. ZZZZZZZZZZ

STAMPY IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here is something i love besides my family and the video games and other stuff. 


Stampy


He is awesome and the best. In fact, Stampy is basically my TV show.
You see, I don't watch TV or have a favorite TV show or anything but Stampy is a youtube channel. 

Stampy plays all different kinds of games. Like he mostly plays minecraft, and he just started playing Mario kart 8 a month ago and yeah, he is awesome. 
I always watch his minecraft videos he posts every wednesday and saturday so I always look forward to that, or sometimes he does hunger games. And usually he gives tours of other peoples worlds. 

I missed when he played Mario kart 8 because he ended two days ago. Well, he said he would do races with his friends soon. Its just that I miss when he went through the whole Grand Prix on all the cups except mushroom and flower cup. When he did the star cup, he played baby Mario. Then in the special cup he played baby peach. when he did the shell cup, he played baby Mario. When he did the leaf cup, he played himself (what I mean about that is you can create your own person so he created one), and when he did the lightning cup, he was Yoshi, who is one of my favorite Mario characters (I also like Mario and Luigi). When he did the lightning cup, he was on the final stretch in 3rd place on the last lap when everyone got shrunk by lightning (If you're last place, you can do that if you have an item box) and he was small. Then, the person behind him grew back to normal before him and- SQUASH! The person behind him ran over him and Stampy got 4th place. Something similar happened when I was at Wallowa lake. They have a go cart track there and I got to go on there.
I got to ride by myself so I got really freaked out when I was on the road. After a few laps, I got the hang of it. Finally, on the last lap, the guy who owns the go cart track told me to hit the brakes so I looked down to see my breaks and- CRASH! I ran into my mom and got 3rd place if you were treating this like a race. See? just like what happened with Stampy. Except mom didn't call me a massive meanie like Stampy did to shy guy (he was the one who ran over Stampy and took 3rd place).

Stampy has a awesome world in Minecraft. Theres hundreds of places including:

Theater
Farm
Googlies trap
Rocket
Hot air balloon
Doghouse
Sandwich bar
Bakery
Flower shop
Clothes shop
Pet shop
Toy shop
Fruit stand
Milk bar
Post office
Spa
Hospital
Fire station
Lighthouse
Funland

Stampys routine he does every starting of every video is he eats breakfast (which is always cake!!!),
Plays some sort of game from his balcony, adds someone to his love garden, picks a dog to come along, and builds whatever he builds. Or, he has a lazy day and plays games at his awesome theme park called Stampys funland. Or he gets distracted. And what I mean by that is theres a evil guy named Hit-the-target (which sounds like a little rubbish name if you ask me) who tries to make an evil dog army with stampys dogs and take over the world. But stampy always makes him go away but he has never defeated him before. First time he attacked was when he built a castle and tried to get Stampy. Second time he attacked was when Stampy had a nightmare about him. Third time he attacked was when he stole stampys dogs and put them in cages but Stampy freed them all. Fourth time he attacked was amazing. They had a battle on their ships. But Stampy made him walk the plank. 
Fifth time he attacked was when he kidnapped Stampys cat! but Stampy was riding his submarine and found Hit-the-targets lair. Stampy had fell into a cake trap and into a cage where Stampys cat was. 
And the Sixth time he attacked was when he cloned himself and had a whole bunch of hit-the-targets fighting Stampy. That was also when Stampy almost killed hit-the-target but that was a clone he killed. 


If you wanna know more, go to google.com and search Stampylonghead and click on the result that says: Stampylonghead youtube. He's awesome.

MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES

There's a lot of games I play and I'm pretty good at them. 

Theres Clash of clans, this game all about attacking villages and defending your village. I'm Okay at it, I guess. In Clash of clans, your town hall is the heart of your village and you can upgrade it with gold. 

My town hall is level 5, and It cost 750,000 gold to upgrade it to 6, Which is a lot of gold. You can train troops to attack your village by upgrading your barracks. My barracks are level 6, and It cost 240,000 elixir to upgrade to 7. There's barbarians, archers, goblins, giants, wall breakers, balloons, wizards, healers, dragons, and P.E.K.K.A's, which are giant robots with swords. There's defenses to defend your village including cannons, archer towers, mortars, air defenses, wizard towers, hidden teslas, X-bows, and Inferno towers. You can upgrade them to make them bigger and better.

I really recommend you should get clash of clans. You play it on iPads and iPhones. 

Next there's Minecraft, which is a very popular game most of you guys should know. Minecraft is all about building a world and having a house and getting hundreds of iron, gold, diamonds, and all that valuables in the game. So anyways, you start off with making a world. You can name it anything like 

"Mapleleaf" or "Jollyland" (these are my ideas, no need to choose them). Next, you choose a seed. A seed is like you type in 404 or anything else. Its kind of hard to explain but you just type in a number or 

don't put a seed. Third, you choose a game mode. There's creative or survival (on PC, there's hardcore mode). Creative is AWESOME!!! You can fly, get blocks for free, and you can never die. Well, you die from digging down so deep, you hit the core but I don't think any of you would do that. You can also break blocks very easily. Then, theres survival, which is hard. I say that because you could fall into 

lava, drown in water, jump off a 30 block cliff, get prickled by cactus, or suffocate in gravel or sand.

Most of all, you could get killed by monsters that spawn at night or inside caves. Theres zombies, skeletons, Spiders, Creepers, endermen, blaze, ghast, magma cubes, slime, silverfish, and zombie villagers that can kill you. Witches and wither skeletons appear on PC version. So in survival you craft tools to farm, mine, chop down trees, dig down, and kill monsters. How I would explain survival is the opposite of creative mode. 

Minecraft is AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!   You can play it on iPads and iPhones, computers, and on the Xbox

Third is Mario kart Wii, and i'm the champion of Mario kart!!!! I unlocked all the cups for my cousin, Nathan. Theres 8 cups and 4 courses in each one, so there's 32 tracks total:

MUSHROOM CUP:                                                          SHELL CUP:         

                                           

Luigi circuit                                                                         GCN peach beach 

Moo Moo Meadows                                                            DS Yoshi falls

Mushroom gorge                                                                 SNES ghost valley 2

Toads factory                                                                      N64 Mario raceway 

FLOWER CUP:                                                                 BANANA CUP:

Mario circuit                                                                       N64 sherbert land

Coconut mall                                                                      GBA shy guy beach

DK summit                                                                         DS Delfeno square 

Wario's gold mine                                                               GCN waluigi stadium

STAR CUP                                                                        LEAF CUP

Daisy circuit                                                                        DS Desert hills

Koopa cape                                                                         GBA Bowser castle 3

Maple treeway                                                                     N64 DK Jungle parkway  

Grumble volcano                                                                 GCN Mario circuit 

SPECIAL CUP:                                                                 LIGHTNING CUP

Dry Dry ruins                                                                     SNES Mario circuit 3 

Moon-veiw highway                                                          DS Peach gardens 

Bowsers castle                                                                    GCN DK mountain

Rainbow road                                                                     N64 bowsers castle 

Thats all the courses in Mario kart and I won all of them. So in Mario kart, first you choose how many people are playing. You can play by yourself, or play 2, 3, 4 people. Then, you choose if you want to race or battle. battle is when you do battle stages. You can choose to do balloon battle, or coin runners in battle. Balloon battle is when you try to make the other team lose balloons they have above them. You use items. Coin runners is when you try to get the most coins and beat the other team. I don't really do battle that much. Okay, lets talk about racing. You can choose a character to be in grand prix and battle. I like to be Mario or Luigi, or Yoshi. Then, you choose a kart. I always choose this kart called the wild wing. Then, you choose a cup above and start racing!!! At the end, You get 1st, 2nd, 3rd, or you lose. Its fun. 

The thing is, I don't have Mario kart wii. Nathan and My Uncle Jeff has mario kart so I get to play once in a while

THATS ALL THE GAMES I LIKE TO PLAY

Mario Kart Wii

I love Mario kart wii there is 32 tracks and 8 cups. Luigi circuit, moo moo meadows, mushroom gorge, Toad's factory, Mario circuit, coconut mall, dk summit wario's golden mine, Peach beach, Yoshi falls, snes ghost valley 2, Mario raceway, N64 sherbit land, shy guy beach, DS delfino square, Walgui stadiam, Daisy circuit, koopa cape, maple treeway,
grumble valcano, dry dry ruins, moonview highway, Bowser castle, rainbow road, DS desert hills, GBA Bowser castle, N64 dk's jungle parkway, Mario circuit, ( the new one) Mario circuit 3 DS peach gardens, dk mountain, and N64 bowser castle are all the tracks.

Christmas and California!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

one day my whole family went to the airport we got signed and went in a line and took our shoes off and went to the train . then we walked upstairs and i was in a big place we waited for are plane . while i waited i red magic treehouse then we went in the plane. then i got in my seat that two ladys sat next to me. we took off . we waited so long that i saw california we landed then i walked that i saw someone hold a sign that said WELCOME ASHER AND NOE it was my abuelos we walked past the taxi's and got to my abuelos car. We got to abuelos house i said hi to everybody then i saw a whole christmas village then i ate pancakes.



then i played with the vilige then i toke a shower and went to bed. here is me and my abuelo watching three stooges.



here i am at disneyland. it was fun.


here is santa and me. i asked him for Cars 2 stuff.

Star of the Week and my 7th Birthday!!!!!!!!

a bugs life

when the circus starts pt flea and his gang starts insted tuck the rolly polly
pushed roll and pushed pt,s firestick it started a fire rosie the spider starts to
spin a web hemilch slim and francis run around yelling for water the 2 flys
laughed this night flik had a idea of finding bugs to kill hopper so he went to the town there so many bugs that a daddy longleggs past him the end